Thursday, November 26, 2009
To Whom It May Concern:
Whoever you are reading this, especially if you are human (see illustration) and direct descendants, we screwed up royally ten thousand years ago and where you are now standing while reading this message is one of our radioactive waste dump sites.
It's a long story, so let's just cut to the chase.
Do you folks understand "Geiger Counter"?
If not, have you noticed that people who hang out in this area have high rates of cancer, still births, and deformed births?
Okay, if you are one of these mutants you are not supposed to look like that. Two eyes, two arms, two legs, one head, and so forth--that's the ticket. Got it?
Look, we are really sorry but nobody's perfect.
Please pardon any inconvenience this may have caused.
All the best and have a nice day.
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