To Whom It May Concern:
Greetings!
Whoever you are reading this, especially if you are human (see illustration) and direct descendants, we screwed up royally ten thousand years ago and where you are now standing while reading this message is one of our radioactive waste dump sites.
It's a long story, so let's just cut to the chase.
Do you folks understand "Geiger Counter"?
If not, have you noticed that people who hang out in this area have high rates of cancer, still births, and deformed births?
Okay, if you are one of these mutants you are not supposed to look like that. Two eyes, two arms, two legs, one head, and so forth--that's the ticket. Got it?
Look, we are really sorry but nobody's perfect.
Please pardon any inconvenience this may have caused.
All the best and have a nice day.
WRMS
[text and graphics copyright EAC 09]
1 comment:
Thanks for the advisement--I am normal--toes that glow in the dark ARE normal arent they??YES I thought so--your persons (examples) are rotating as if ..chickens on the cooking merry go round'( I can't spell rotisserie ) --if I need to 'Pass'in society...must I rotate all of the time or just some of the time?
'Merikan history and Practical math
rotatin hard and hoping to Path.
Chuck Berry 1957
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